Keller’s Burgers is probably my favorite burger joint in Dallas. It’s like In-n-Out, but better! The first time I went was last week and I had hot “datass” waitress, but today I got MIWLF accompanied by scary troll lady. Overall, good day. I pride myself on having most of my days be days where I can say it wasn’t “alright” or “eh”. Jiu-Jitsu sparring at Tae-Kwon-Do earlier, got choked out. Swag.

Tae kwon do was excellent today because all we did was boxing! Holla! Whilst driving home I was returned to the days of sexy T-Pain songs by my radio. Yes, I did take off my shirt and start body-rolling at every red light…who wouldn’t?

Goddamn ROTC shit! I fill you out, both of you damn applications, I do PFA for AFROTC and interview for ROTC, and you STILL need me to fill out more shit and make more appointments?! Holy poopholes, son, that shit cray.

I like oblique muscles! Whenever I see a really badass picture of spiderman, the most bombass superhero, he always got dem ripply-ass lookin’ obliques like a badass.